Safari 3000 (1982)

So many questions raced through my mind as I was watching this movie: Wasn't David Carradine already in two other road race movies? Why is Christopher Lee wearing a Darth Vader helmet? Stockyard Channing was in high school a few movies ago; why does she look so old now? Wait, what do you mean its Stockard, not Stockyard? What kind of a name is that? 0 - Bomb

Director: Harry Hurwitz
Cast: David Carradine, Stockard Channing, Christopher Lee, Hamilton Camp
Rated PG
92 minutes

The Silent Enemy (1930)

I'm pretty sure that some animals were harmed during the production of this movie, but only the delicious ones. 3 - Good

Director: H.P. Carver
Cast: Chief Yellow Robe, Chief Buffalo Child Long Lance, Chief Akawanush, Spotted Elk, Cheeka
Unrated
84 minutes

A Dirty Shame (2004)

Watch it just for Big Ethel. And the Three Bears. And the meat touching. And the... Ok, there are lots of reasons to watch this. For immature adults only. 3 - Good

Director: John Waters
Cast: Tracey Ullman, Johnny Knoxville, Selma Blair, Chris Isaak, Suzanne Shepherd, Mink Stole, Patty Hearst, David Hasselhoff
Rated R
84 minutes