Miracle Beach (1992)

This movie is about as good as you would expect from a director who can't even spell his name right. 1 - Bad

Director: Skott Snider
Cast: Dean Cameron, Ami Dolenz, Felicity Waterman, Pat Morita, Dean Cain, Martin Mull, Vincent Schiavelli
Rated R
88 minutes

Dark City - Director's Cut (1998)

It really seems like a movie about aliens that capture Jennifer Connelly in order to perform perverse experiments on her should be much more interesting than this was. 2 - Meh

Director: Alex Proyas
Cast: Rufus Sewell, John Murdoch, William Hurt, Kiefer Sutherland, Jennifer Connelly
Rated R
111 minutes

The Raven (1963)

We need more movies where the special effects consist of images that were hand drawn directly onto the film stock. 3 - Good

Director: Roger Corman
Writer: Richard Matheson
Cast: Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Hazel Court, Olive Sturgess, Jack Nicholson
Rated G
86 minutes

Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)

Despite being about a possessed murderous doll, this movie is nothing like Child's Play. Child's play was at least watchable. 0 - Bomb

Director: Kevin Tenney
Cast: Rosalind Allen, Brittany Alyse Smith, Candace McKenzie, Ivan Gueron, Janet MacLachlan, Janis Chow
Rated R
96 minutes