This post blows

Who knows, why he whose snot flows, can no longer smell a rose with his nose?

Turd Blossom

If I ever meet George W. Bush, and we get to know each other really well, I wonder what nickname he will give me?

Perhaps I should have been minding someone else's business

There I was minding my own business after work when my oldest daughter comes in an interrupts me: "I need a dollar to get a new school ID card," she says.

"What happened to your old school ID card?" I ask.

"The school lost a bunch of them over the summer, and now I have to get another one," she answers.

"Well, if they lost it, why do I have to pay for a new one? They're the ones that lost it. They should have to pay, not me!"

"If I don't get a new card then I'll have to eat lunch last every day," she pleads. "Daddy, I get soooo hungry waiting ... I really need a new card!"

"I thought that you had to keep track of your ID. Why did they have it anyway?" I ask.

"They made us turn them in at the end of last year," she says.

"And then they lost a bunch of them over the summer," I say.

"Yes," she answers.

"And why did they make you turn them in?"

She thinks for a minute and scratches her head. "I think it's so we wouldn't lose them over the summer ... Daddy? Are you okay? Daddy? So can I have a dollar or not?"