"Swerve" looks funny when you write it down

Sounds that should be banned from the radio:

1. Car horns

I always jump and look around to see whose honking.

2. Sirens

I always jump and look around to see where the emergency vehicle is coming from.

3. Car crashes

I always jump and look around to see where the accident was.

4. Phone ringing

I always jump and flail wildly at my phone to see who is calling.

5. The legalese they mutter at the start of car commercials

Since I can't understand what the radio is saying, I always turn the volume up. When the loud part of the commercial starts, I always jump and lower the volume faster than it takes Usain Bolt to say "overreact".


I think maybe that I need to relax more when I drive.